Refrain:
Salvation Army!Salvation Army!
Put a nickel in the drum
save another drunken bum
Salvation Army!Salvation Army!
Put a nickel in the drum
And you'll be saved!
Where I come from, all the girls live in trees
aaaaw....
But all the guys have CHAINSAWS!!
YEEAAAAHHH!!!
[refrain]
Where I come from, all the girls wear long, grass skirts
aaaaaw....
But all the guys have WEEDWACKERS!!
YEEAAAAHHH!!!
[refrain]
Where I come from, you have to be in bed by 8:00
aaaaw....
But they never said WHOSE bed!!
YEEAAAAHHH!!!
[refrain]
Where I come from, there's only 1 bar
aaaaw....
But it's a MILE long!!
YEEAAAAHHH!!!
Lyrics supplied by Jeremy Stone =)